*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food
The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed
i was joking but then i checked and i—-
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk