Senior Digital Forensics major at Bloomsburg University. love theatre, the saxophone, and im obsessed with technology, particularly cell phones

misswho221b:

theladythorki:

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke

wow, that’s deep 

misswho221b:

theladythorki:

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

wow, that’s deep 

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aspaceywaceydetectiveinnightvale:

jaildinner4life:

lifehackable:

More Daily Life Hacks Here!

OH MY GOD THE NICKELODEON SITE IS HAVING A HALLOWEEN MARATHON. I AM DONE. THIS IS SO EXCITING.

wow hey none of them are even illegal this time

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spooky-obsessive-fangirl:

pro tip: if you want to live a happy life

then you never

ever

watch

imagethe season two

imagefinale

imageEVER

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ruinedchildhood:

GTA: Pallet Town

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restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

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ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

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theyellowbrickroad:

when i was 14 i sent a really mean message to this guy because i thought he was cheating on my best friend and it was like “i cant believe you would do that to her you piece of shit you dont deserve her” but it turned out he didnt and it was a big confusion and he was like “what are you talking about” and i panicked and said they were song lyrics

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kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

image

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mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

(via thehilariousblog)

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refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

image

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buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

(via thehilariousblog)

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