Senior Digital Forensics major at Bloomsburg University. love theatre, the saxophone, and im obsessed with technology, particularly cell phones

did-you-kno:

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literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via flowerpoweress)

tennants-hair:

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

(Source: lumos5001, via flowerpoweress)

radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

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donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

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notyourspecies:

Sexism on tumblr. I know your hearts are in the right place but still, this is bad.

this is powerful

it’s because it’s the absolute other way around anywhere else. stop.

No, this needs to be seen. It’s not okay to demean another sex to defend your own. If you wanted to be treated as equal, then you treat others as equals as well. You can’t fight sexism by being sexist. You can’t fight hate by hating. It’s that simple.

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

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I am just a mess.

I am just a mess.

Gash in my thumb cleaned out. Got a tetanus shot and some antibiotics. Never making home made fries again

Gash in my thumb cleaned out. Got a tetanus shot and some antibiotics. Never making home made fries again

Destroyed my finger today. That was fun.

Destroyed my finger today. That was fun.

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

O.O

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

O.O

(Source: dinuguan)

vaginomics:

hey baby girl

vaginomics:

hey baby girl

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dudewrath-the-exalted:


I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

with great value comes great responsibility

dudewrath-the-exalted:

I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

with great value comes great responsibility

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