laugh-addict:

BITCH I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY ASS FACE IN HD.

(Source: stefansconcernedeyebrows, via katy-perry-theplatypus)

braydaaan:

Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a giraffe. 

(via orgasmic-humor)

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate, via orgasmic-humor)

rapewhistled:

milktree:

turn my swag on

this goes so hard

(via orgasmic-humor)

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

(via orgasmic-humor)

legallyunderage:

8yearoldslut:

rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo

I actually screamed

(Source: rihanna-pictures-leaked, via orgasmic-humor)

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

(via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: meladoodle, via orgasmic-humor)

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stout-shako:

when u accidentally send a reply to a friend too early

(Source: fixitfelix-jr, via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: ruanv, via letsmeettheworld)

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom 

UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM

UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE  THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME

(Source: hadejarley, via orgasmic-humor)

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

(via orgasmic-humor)

geldof:

albert-hammond:

geldof:

geldof:

whaht if i used peanut butter as fake tan

what do you mena it looks like i smothered peanut butter all over my amrs it took me two wekes in spain to get this golden

you could at least use smooth peanut butter i mean really

i’ll kepe that in mind for hthe next time i covee r myself in peanut butter 

(via bearslime)

maliciousmelons:

started from the bottom

now we here

(via orgasmic-humor)