when u forget u have a child
*walks into KFC*
Cashier: Hi, welcome to KFC. How may I help you?
Me: Yeah … is there a Popeyes around here?
pretty damn impressive for pencil and crayons
nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew
someone: *says something to me*
me: ✓ Seen
Here are some photos to pass around.
I feel sick.
Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.
me while sexting: i want you to kick down my door and flash me your 27 inch dick and leave my pussy trembling in fear then i want you to go into my closet and grab my hardwood baseball bat and shove it up my goosehole to test my abilities after that i want you…
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you