Senior Digital Forensics major at Bloomsburg University. love theatre, the saxophone, and im obsessed with technology, particularly cell phones

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming

(via tooganandsyrup)

meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

(via tooganandsyrup)

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

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You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops

(Source: makotokikuchi, via tooganandsyrup)

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

(via chrisynova)

tinyhousedarling:

unicornthuts:

powerburial:

thecelloprincess:

theafrocentrics:

wow

holy fuck

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/16/us/ferguson-mo-michael-brown-and-darren-wilson-2-paths-to-a-fatal-encounter.html?_r=0

EVERYONE KEEP TURNING THE EFF UP!!!

Sheeeeeeeeeet! Damn y’all.

tinyhousedarling:

unicornthuts:

powerburial:

thecelloprincess:

theafrocentrics:

wow

holy fuck

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/16/us/ferguson-mo-michael-brown-and-darren-wilson-2-paths-to-a-fatal-encounter.html?_r=0

EVERYONE KEEP TURNING THE EFF UP!!!

Sheeeeeeeeeet! Damn y’all.

(via sugarbear-west)

starscreamsswayinghips:

discoveryandscience:

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 

Bucky, Natasha, and Sam look like they’re all going somewhere fancy but forgot to tell Steve

F CUKN ING

starscreamsswayinghips:

discoveryandscience:

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 

Bucky, Natasha, and Sam look like they’re all going somewhere fancy but forgot to tell Steve

F CUKN ING

(via darnni)

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

(via sugarbear-west)

(Source: spongebob-daily, via sugarbear-west)

did-you-kno:

Graphic designer Neil Caldwell has created rainbow-colored bacon that retains its color even after cooking.  Source

did-you-kno:

Graphic designer Neil Caldwell has created rainbow-colored bacon that retains its color even after cooking. Source

shantrinas:

LMFAO

(Source: fallontonight, via sugarbear-west)

nilincartierwellsfuyutsukifanfic:

songofages:

This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?”

And later the director confirmed it.

DeBlois revealed that, the reason Gobber never got married, is because he is homosexual. This makes him the first homosexual character of the franchise, and even DreamWorks itself.

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(Source: starrdork, via sugarbear-west)

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

(via sugarbear-west)

grav3yardgirl:

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

OMG

(Source: blackwaxx, via sugarbear-west)

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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naturallyaspirated:

classandcars:

apexthief:

v8supercargifs:

The Kangaroo there suffering from massive oversteer over McPhillamy Park, loosing close to 10 positions!

😂

It doesn’t get much more Australian than that.

The two most Australian things on this planet in the same place ♥

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