i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINIt’s the Moon Moon of the sea
Swim Swim
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I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working
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a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
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i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window
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SPELL ICUP OUTLOUD
okay! i-c-u-p… wait… *le gasp* o H N O!! I ve been Le Trolled
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why do you need a credit card for everything online why cant i put money in computer
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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
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