Senior Digital Forensics major at Bloomsburg University. love theatre, the saxophone, and im obsessed with technology, particularly cell phones

thatfunnyblog:

when u forget u have a child

(Source: kissedbycali)

allteensrelate:

my brain during school

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(via letsmeettheworld)

imsoshive:

*walks into KFC*

Cashier: Hi, welcome to KFC. How may I help you?

Me: Yeah … is there a Popeyes around here?

(via vievenow)

emkaymlp:

pretty damn impressive for pencil and crayons

emkaymlp:

pretty damn impressive for pencil and crayons

(Source: hashsling-slasher, via fuckyeahloldemort)

legalwifi:

nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew

(via letsmeettheworld)

prostitourettes:

someone: *says something to me*

me: ✓ Seen

(via vievenow)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

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himteckerjam:

pastel-gizibe:

isseymiyucky:

Here are some photos to pass around.
” ‘Murica”

I feel sick.

no words

(via ireallyneedchange)

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

(via infaredangel)

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

(via infaredangel)

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

(via ireallyneedchange)

babeobaggins:

yoncevevo:

me while sexting: i want you to kick down my door and flash me your 27 inch dick and leave my pussy trembling in fear then i want you to go into my closet and grab my hardwood baseball bat and shove it up my goosehole to test my abilities after that i want you…

dannybrony:

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

(Source: plastic-cyborg, via letsmeettheworld)

blazepress:

Thats no way to live.

blazepress:

Thats no way to live.

(via nightmares101)

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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