Senior Digital Forensics major at Bloomsburg University. love theatre, the saxophone, and im obsessed with technology, particularly cell phones

bentohiro:

fruitpacks:

some straight people are gayer than gay people

are you fucking serious put 12 straight high school boys in a room overnight and you will bear witness to the gayest party in existence for fucking real straight boys do the gayest shit without being gay it is a fucking talent

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buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

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its-boxes-yo:

mattgroaning:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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bushwasright:

  • bisexuals cannot enter a building without a verbal invitation from the owner
  • bisexuals cannot wade through moving water. however, they can cross over it or under it.
  • garlic may or may not repel bisexuals depending on their nationality.
  • contrary to popular belief, bisexuals will not burst into flames in sunlight. they are merely nocturnal, and while sunlight is disorienting, it will not destroy them

(Source: dong-energy, via sugarbear-west)

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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hereinyourarms33:

gnagster:

shaquille, don’t feel

ITS NEARLY FOUR IN THE MORNING AND I AM LEGITIMATELY LAUGHING AT THIS HYSTERICALLY

hereinyourarms33:

gnagster:

shaquille, don’t feel

ITS NEARLY FOUR IN THE MORNING AND I AM LEGITIMATELY LAUGHING AT THIS HYSTERICALLY

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Omg

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tricksterrose:

tricksterrose:

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spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song

spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song

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tentacletherapissed:

vegasmo:

naughtylittlevegan:

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS

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YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE

F yeah

Bikers are generally great dudes

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